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RIFC Accounts.
As one would expect from the most successfulest club anywhere anytime-
totally professional and not susceptible to a smidgeon of criticism.
Well I say that but I’ve still to read it.
However even a quick scan leads to an abrupt halt at Page 36.
Seemingly a Key Assumption, short term, is to finish in what is described as “top-3 of the SPFL Premeriership”. Once you’ve reassured yourself that you haven’t misread this nor have you always been mistaken as to the spelling of Premiership you can read the remainder of the Key Assumption which is “qualify for Europa League participitation”.
I expected the numbers to be made up but I didn’t expect that they would make up words as well.

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Enough is enough
SMUGAS NOVEMBER 22, 2017 at 07:41
I wouldn’t worry too much about spelling.
There are bigger problems.
For the second day it’s being reported that Craig Whyte’s interest was peaked.
It was at this point that my interest weaned.


Enough is enough
PADDY MALARKEY NOVEMBER 20, 2017 at 17:41
You referred to Steerpishgate.
Which particular swamp is this in?
Ten seconds is all it usually takes to find out if claims such as “unaware and uninvolved” (NOVEMBER 21, 2017 at 01:46) are true.
Is that two in a row?
The Chase Is On.


Enough is enough
I think I’ve got the solution to the biggest, most perplexingest, pure unstaunch problem at Ibrox.
Three in a row.
One poster got a five in a row and if it hadn’t been for that pesky STEVIEBC it would have been a six in a row.
The solution is obvious; henceforth all games involving the Ibrox team will kick off at two in the morning when the rest of the civilised world is aslumber. With any luck the opposition won’t turn up; the Ibrox team kick off; score; there’s no one to restart the game and the Ibrox team gets the win.
Only possible flaw is if the opposition don’t turn up and the Ibrox team manage to muck up the bit where they score.
Even Jabba and his minions would be hard pressed to promote a team whose new world record was that they couldn’t beat sleep.


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Big Pink DECEMBER 18, 2017 at 02:37
Hallelujah.
I shall certainly waste no time visiting the new thread.


It Is Better To Offer No Excuse Than A Bad One
Pardon my language but sometimes only the ‘C’ word is apt.
Spoutpish is a Concomitant.
He’s read through something called ‘Insolvency Law’, don’t you know?
He sees nothing incongruous about posting his view on sending someone to the moon to howl at the flat earth. He did so at quarter past midnight.
A troll, no matter how thick and briefly amusing, is not just for Christmas. It’s not just for any time of year.
Will no-one rid us of this turbulent Concomitant?


Who Is Conning Whom?
Trisidium advised that if Spoutpish continued trolling past the Champions League group stages the Ethereal Bonkers OCNC Thread would probably be resurrected.
Since that deadline one whole day has passed.
In that one day I’ve had to scroll past ten, yes, ten (10), posts by the world’s worst hundercover agent as well as scrolling past any posts which engaged with his drivel.
The staunch, dignified, respectful, traditional practice of The Spouting Of The Pish continues without fear, favour or brain cell. I think that satisfies the “if” condition in Trisidium’s advice.
I believe the appropriate procedure can be found in Superman II. Spoutpish is entrapped in gyrating circles before being encased in a spinning rectangular glass and then banished to The Phantom Zone of an OCNC thread all the while shrieking “Niall Before Zod”.
Mark Twain was not a fan of Jane Austen. It was his view that any library is a good library that does not contain Jane Austen. Even if it contains no other book.
Much the same could be said of Spoutpish. If Spoutpish is absent from a site that one omission alone would make a fairly good site out of a site even if it didn’t have a blog, post, comment or anything else in it.
How many times do we have to flush to make this go away?


Who Is Conning Whom?
On the second day of Advent my true troll brought to me,
Two posts pishladen…
Only one more sleep (or night at the keyboard) until the fitting of the jacket with the fasteners at the back.


Who Is Conning Whom?
TRISIDIUM DECEMBER 3, 2017 at 03:09
So from Tuesday night Spoutpish is going to be sectioned.
About time.
If history is anything to go by we are about to be treated to a Three Day Advent Calendar with the slipping of the mask and some offensive (i.e. even more offensive than usual) opinions ending with full blown Spoutpishtardism.
The last time Spoutpish shapeshifted (I think BLUE was in that incarnation’s username) he was immediately identified and one or two posters pointed it out observing that his aim was to choke threads with interminable, inane, long disproven revisionism. The site’s response at that time was to shut down any criticism, put Spoutpish in cotton wool and treat him with kid gloves.
I recall that one poster (Hector?), who had always come across as reasonable and unobjectionable was either asked to leave or chose to leave because Spoutpish’s right to spout pish outweighed Hector’s right to point out that Spoutpish was not only spouting pish but he was doing so in a way designed to derail threads with an avalanche of delusional posts which would eventually turn into hissy fits.
And so it came to pass.
Spoutpish got the boot.
However the site also lost Hector who by my lights was worth any number of Spoutpishes.
In Spoutpishland that’s a victory for Spoutpish.
At least we now know that from Tuesday night Spoutpish will have a comfy, padded thread all of his own where he can “debate” with the no doubt throngs of devotees wishing to sit at his feet receiving his words of wisdom all of which will conclude with the ancient mantra:

I Am The Person.


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