Enough is enough


Hope today’s result at Ibrox didn’t burst anyone’s coupon. In both …

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Hope today’s result at Ibrox didn’t burst anyone’s coupon.
In both senses of “coupon”.

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Enough is enough
SMUGAS NOVEMBER 22, 2017 at 07:41
I wouldn’t worry too much about spelling.
There are bigger problems.
For the second day it’s being reported that Craig Whyte’s interest was peaked.
It was at this point that my interest weaned.

Enough is enough
You referred to Steerpishgate.
Which particular swamp is this in?
Ten seconds is all it usually takes to find out if claims such as “unaware and uninvolved” (NOVEMBER 21, 2017 at 01:46) are true.
Is that two in a row?
The Chase Is On.

Enough is enough
I think I’ve got the solution to the biggest, most perplexingest, pure unstaunch problem at Ibrox.
Three in a row.
One poster got a five in a row and if it hadn’t been for that pesky STEVIEBC it would have been a six in a row.
The solution is obvious; henceforth all games involving the Ibrox team will kick off at two in the morning when the rest of the civilised world is aslumber. With any luck the opposition won’t turn up; the Ibrox team kick off; score; there’s no one to restart the game and the Ibrox team gets the win.
Only possible flaw is if the opposition don’t turn up and the Ibrox team manage to muck up the bit where they score.
Even Jabba and his minions would be hard pressed to promote a team whose new world record was that they couldn’t beat sleep.

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QF 29th May 2020 at 20:10

“I’m not really that bothered if everybody scrolled passed (sic) …”

So just a tad bothered?

No need to be at all bothered.

218 folk were ungracious enough not to scroll past and afterwards awarded the post a Thumbsdown.

Pity QF has gone (and I’m sure he’s a man of his word and we’ll hear no more from him) as we will never find out how reasonable a chap he is.

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Might be simpler to just fill in a few forms and come back as T'Dominic.

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