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Having allowed myself the luxury of a 24 hour “cooing …

Comment on The Way it Works by essexbeancounter.

Having allowed myself the luxury of a 24 hour “cooing off” thinking period, I have come to the conclusion that the best way forward for me, personally and professionally is as follows:

1) I will re-brand my firm as “Essex Beancounters Taxation”
2) I will specialise in setting up Employee Benefit Trusts for all taxpayers on PAYE and other fair methods of UK taxation
3) I will charge a fee of a mere £1,000 to all my grateful new clients (that is dirt cheap, believe me!)
4) After the first thousand or two of these new clients, I will decamp to some sunny tax haven, complete with loot and having paid no tax on my new found wealth
5) I will start an internet blog on “How to thumb your nose a fellow taxpayers”
6) I will live happily ever after amen!

PS I will waive my fee to John Clark(e) on account of his services to the blog

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StevieBC says:
July 22, 2014 at 5:50 pm
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wottpi says:
July 22, 2014 at 5:39 pm

However I believe to story is totally different for accountants
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Since I can tell you are keen to read an accountancy body’s regulations on Conduct & Oversight… 😕

“Bankruptcy

Bankruptcy should not of itself affect membership or student registration. A member or student who is declared bankrupt is required however to notify the Institute, and should continue to act professionally within the Laws of the Institute, including the Code of Ethics…”
http://www.cimaglobal.com/Members/Members-handbook/Conduct-and-oversight/
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Stevie and others…I can assure all that the moment a sniff of the word “bankrupt” hits the nostrils of my beloved ICAS regulators, a man from ICAS will be despatched, at my expense, to camp on my doorstep, with my resignation already written, and a pen at the ready for me to sign.
This also applies to ICAEW and ACCA…!


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scapaflow says:
July 20, 2014 at 3:53 pm
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essexbeancounter says:
July 20, 2014 at 3:46 pm

Actually its a pretty good summary of just how broken UK PLC is, and, why many countries look on the City of London as little more than a banana republic with a great Opera Company.
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Scapa…whilst agreeing with your sentiments entirely, many countries do not look upon UK Plc as a “banana republic” but as one of the safest and best regulated tax havens on the planet…and that is the underlying concept which drives the current City of London as an offshore business centre…hey, hold on, is this not where we all started from in the days of RFC(IL)….offshore trusts and sub-trusts?


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Tic 6709 says:
July 20, 2014 at 10:57 am

A Tall Monitor.@ 9.40am.
Never mind the shenanigans going on in Ibrox, the bottom line surely is that, irrespective of the fact that there is a company (any company) operating a football club, the primary business of the company (and, in reality, the reason for the company’s existence) is football and that is why the company exists. Why then should the company legally, morally and legitimately be allowed to say that the football club is at arm’s length from the company and therefore not liable when the operation of that football club runs into financial difficulties, for whatever reason?
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Perfect summary.
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And that gentlemen, is a “perfect summary” of British company law in the 21st century…makes you feel proud does it not?


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